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"I know a guy who used to have Leukaemia He's Luekae to be alive."
"They say 1 in every 4 men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I wonder which one of them 7 is, I really need a cock in my ass."
"I hate proof reading. I like to think that whatever I wrote the first time around is already perefct."
"Home Alone (1990) A know-it-all, suburban elitist cruelly humiliates two economically anxious men, seeking to improve their lives"
"What tends to satisfy thirst the most? Waterboarding."
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Would you like a beer?"" Descartes replies, ""I think not,"" and promptly disappears."
"What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest."
"I'd like to give a shout out Shout out to all the people wondering what the opposite of in is."
"How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin? Jose can you see"