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Joke of the Day
"Cinco de Mayo jokes, eh? Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? TEQUILA!"
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"Whats long and hard and has cum in it? a cucumber"
"A young boy goes to his father in Russia The boy asks ""Papa, could I please have 5 rubles"" Papa is surprised and asks ""20 rubles? Why do you need 50 rubles?"""
"You can keep retaking all the photos you want but that's just what your face really looks like"
"wtf is almond milk almonds ain't even got titties"
"I'm dyslexic and wanted to write Santa But Satan showed up."
"*repeatedly tries to explain Sisyphus to classmates who have apparently never heard of him* I wish you guys could get how ironic this is."
"For all those men who say""Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"" I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"
"If Trump replaces Obama as president, Orange will be the new Black."
"Sometimes i think my life sucks. Then i look at the lives of others. Then it hits me. My life does suck!!"