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Joke of the Day
"Breaking News: Criminal author gets 5 years in book case Check out his story!"
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"What's an archaeologist's favorite verb? Bone."
"If a duck and a elephant were to vote They'd vote for donald trunk"
"I found a hole in my pants this morning No one's looking into it"
"Does saying ""No Nigerian scammers"" in your ad really deter Nigerian scammers from scamming you Nigeriously?"
"As a cat burglar most of my late night break-ins are actually well orchestrated attempts to pet other peoples animals."
"I almost got raped in jail one time. I tell you, my family takes Monopoly way too seriously."
"*stomps feet during a tantrum, reaches fitbit step goal*"
"Scary Halloween Joke **Person 1:** Knock knock! **Person 2:** Who's there? **Person 1:** A GHOST!!!"
"Why are the majority of school shooters white? Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team."