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Joke of the Day

"Breaking News: Criminal author gets 5 years in book case Check out his story!"

"People who crave food for thought don't understand how food works."

"Why wasn't meek mills phone working? Because it wasn't ""charged up"""

"What do Muslim children color with? A Quran"

"What's a rabbits' favorite dance? The bunny hop."

"Four gay men walk into a bar and there's only one available stool. What do they do? Flip the stool over."

"An Angel came to Mary ""She will give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel. "" To which Mary replied, ""Yikes... I kinda already picked out Jesus"""

"My pet name for my manhood, for obvious reasons, is Whitesnake...You know, cuz... ""Here I go again on my own""."

"Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep."

"I Finally Chose a College Major... Me: Dad, I think I want to go to college for botany. Dad: Are you sure? What made you interested in that? Me: Well it is a growing field."