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Joke of the Day

"Good cop: You have the right to remain silent Girlfriend cop: What's wrong? Why are you being so quiet? Are you mad? I hate when you're lik"

"Cops caught me fapping in a park and asked my penis if it wanted to press charges."

"90 female cops on the road... And I got arrested for doing 80"

"Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face."

"What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common? Either way someone's losing a trailer."

"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? A seizure salad!"

"What's the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak."

"That's great about your engagement, promotion and new car. I grabbed the EXACT amount of hangers I needed to put away laundry. Samsies!"

"What's Bill Clintons favorite holiday? According to Lewinsky... Happy Employee Appreciation Day!"

"Why did they invent white chocolate? So black kids could get messy too."