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Joke of the Day
"HP Lovecraft walks into a barn... ...A horse looks at him and says, ""Why the long face?"""
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"Have you heard the one about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."
"Zweireiher Mantel Trenchcoat Hee Grand Damen Fruehling Herbst elegant Zweireiher Mantel Trenchcoat"
"Have you ever nicknamed somebody Penny.. because they didn't make a lot of sense?"
"Sent a tweet with a typo. Deleted it and now I'm gonna be bummed about until mid June."
"I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this."
"Sorry that I passed you vapor rub instead of lip balm but your lips do look as robust as fortified wine now...Does that sting?"
"unicorns are really just weaponized ponies."
"Baptists Why don't Baptists have sex standing up? Because people might think they're dancing."
"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him you're a mile away and you have his shoes."