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Joke of the Day

"A tattered rope walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey, are you a lasso?"" The rope replies, ""Sorry, I'm a frayed knot."""

"What did the picture say to the Judge? I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! ~Skip"

"Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed? Only one more sleep until Christmas!"

"A sweet treat. I find my sex life is a lot like Nutella. Everyone loves it and has it all the time, and I'm just sitting in bed alone with a box of Ritz crackers."

"Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan? #Because his *degree* didn't work!"

"I'd rather cuddle than have sex *then"

"me: you know they never did catch the zodiac killer guy next to me on the bus: why do you keep saying that"

"My friends laughed at me when I said ""No homo."" Now I have to find some other way to scold my boyfriend."

"why do females love old gynecologists... because of their shaky fingers"

"Some days you're just really stupid. 365 to be exact."