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Joke of the Day

"Parents are worried about two things these days 1. What their sons download 2. What their daughters upload"

"I'd like to apologize to the lady on the bus. I assumed you wanted your hair held back while you ate your banana."

"What's the opposite of a basic Jew? A Hasidic Jew. (Thank you.. Thank you.. I'll be here all week..)"

"If diet and exercise are not working for you, try actually dieting and actually exercising."

"GAME SHOW IDEA: Man hands wife his phone. If he can let her look at it for 60 secs without looking uncomfortable, he wins a billion dollars."

"What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic? Prague Rock."

"How does a feminist screw in a light bulb? She holds the bulb up to the socket and then expects the world to revolve around her."

"My mate keeps having sex with Nuns. I did warn him not to get in the habit."

"I think Sarah Jessica Parker quit the church when the minister giggled & said, ""Let us bray."""

"Kanye on the beach, by the water, holding two large conch shells up to either ear. ""That's incredible"", he says ""When did I record this?"""