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Joke of the Day

"Parents are worried about two things these days 1. What their sons download 2. What their daughters upload"

"I saw a black man drop his wallet today. I opened it up, chased him down the street and said,Mr Jones? He said, No that's not me."

"What do you say to a masochistic necrophiliac going through a beastiality phase? Stop beating a dead horse!"

"Incidentally, the WORST trick the Devil ever pulled was trying to convince the world he wasn't fat by wearing a t-shirt in the pool."

"My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks."

"I secretly like days when none of my facebook friends have birthdays."

"the easiest way to distinguish between their/there/they're is to remember that they are all different words"

"Parenting is no different than a bear attack. Curl up & play dead and they usually leave you alone."

"What did Hitler say when he didn't receive enough change from the cashier? ""This is neinsense!!"""

"If Donald Trump thinks America doesn't win anymore, he can tell that to Marvin Walters who won $100,000 playing Fun 5's in the Ohio Lottery!"