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"Armageddon... ...tired of all these Rapture jokes."
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"How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first."
"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They get to smell the goods but they never get to eat them"
"Who writes all his plays on the Internet? Will-e. Shakespeare."
"Her: What veggies are the kids having with dinner? Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes..."
"Why is the door to heaven always open? Because Jesus was born in a barn."
"What's the difference between the Serengeti and the White House? In the Serengeti there are African lions, but in the White House there's a lyin' African."
"What do bunnies do when they get married? Go on a bunnymoon"
"What do you get when you cross a Centaur with a Minotaur? Cinnaminotaur. The most delicious of all mythological creatures."
"Never vote for a tunnel-digging politician Because he's probably just another burrowcrat."