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Joke of the Day

"What college did Michael Jackson go to? Bringham Young"

"I want to get back on the merry go round... ...but I'll need a moment of inertia."

"A joke my 8 year old brother told me. G rating Why dont you take a pokemon to the bathroom. Because it might pi-ka-chu"

"How many cops do you need to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it."

"cat: mew me: actually its about games in journalism *cat continues to ask for food*"

"I've never had angry sex. I'm always happy and quite surprised that it is actually happening."

"Never accept a rap battle from a cricket unless you know more than five words that rhyme with chirp."

"The doctor said I had a bad case of kyphosis. ""Are you sure?"" I said. He replied, ""Honestly, it's just a hunch."" Edit: [Jokes are funnier when explained](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyphosis)."

"Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie? 'CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!"

"What is the most ironic thing a Jew can say? I want to be cremated."