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Joke of the Day

"I was confused the other day when someone told me I can make ice cubes with left over wine. What the fuck is ""left over wine""?"

"This may be one all of you have heard, but what do Eric Clapton and coffee have in common? They both suck without Cream."

"How many I.T. workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none, just upgrade to windows"

"What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? Limp Biscuit."

"How do you know the name of a Pokemon? It will tell you."

"A bald guy in a turtleneck sweater looks 97% like a roll-on deodorant."

"I just rewrote history!!!! ~~History~~ **History** im so lame omg..."

"At the car dealership - Hello, i'm interested in buying an Alfa . - Romeo? - Juliet ?"

"Did you hear about the new drug that makes its users apathetic? It's called Crystal Meh"

"Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee? Pilatte"