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Joke of the Day

"You wanna know about hippie sex? It's in tents."

"The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback"

"What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common? Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside"

"What's in a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone, without dressing ..."

"You know what the worst part is about dating a Japanese girl? If I ever decide to break up with her I will have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message"

"If at first you don't succeed.. Then that's it for skydiving."

"ME: you don't look anything like your profile photo TINDER DATE: LOL no, that's my pug, Arthur *silence for 10mins* ME: is Arthur coming or"

"In honor of Father's day, here is a typical dad joke. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."

"Splinter: Leo. Mikey: I'm Michelangelo. That's Leo. Donny: I'm Donatello. That's Leo. Leo: I thought I was Raphael. - Why they wear masks"

"A bug is just a bug until you put one on someone's face."