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Joke of the Day
"Splashed myself while washing the dishes naked At least I can say I got my dick wet"
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"I dared my little brother to lick my dad's ass, and he did. So he dared me to lick my sister's pussy. Just FYI, the ass is called Toots and my sister's cat is Mr. Pickle. We're both 9 and 12"
"A bunch of toilets were stolen from the police department... They have nothing to go on."
"A guy walked into a bar... And said, ""Ouch!"" Sorry. It had to be done."
"I needed a password eight characters long... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."
"A werewolf is chasing you. You're on a Segway. The werewolf is too. Both batteries are dying, and the chase gets slower and slower."
"What is half the diameter of a radish? ...the radiush."
"I stuck my finger in an outlet today It really hertz"
"Whenever I try to make a pun-joke, nobody seems to get it.. I guess I'm bad at delivering the PUNchline.."
"Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City? They keep telling me to stop asking..."