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Joke of the Day
"A guy walked into a bar... And said, ""Ouch!"" Sorry. It had to be done."
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss *I have to give credit to my buddy /u/canavo for that one!"
"I'm too old to still be ""getting too old for this."" I've arrived."
"Why do pencils shave? To look sharp.     Credit: 3rd grade me."
"An Indian man died after hearing the price of pulses. The Doctor wrote ""high pulse rate"" as the cause of death."
"Out with the cat for a walk. We are still at my doorstep. It's been 15 minutes."
"BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding."
"I accidentally emailed my essay to the 3D printer It came out as a piece of shit"
"Every N.W.A song Verse 1: Sellin' crack rocks and shootin' muthafuckas! Verse 2: Police pull me over just 'cause I'm brown."
"During the '72 World Series, who took the most balls to the face? Liberace"