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Joke of the Day

"What is half the diameter of a radish? ...the radiush."

"Why did Moby Dick join a heavy metal band? He could really whale."

"What do Thomas Jefferson and a WNBA owner have in common? They both have 15 African-American women ready to go to work for them."

"Jesus' crucifixion was a success... They totally nailed it!"

"What is the favorite number of french potheads? 80"

"With everything going on at reddit you would think that Pao would at least regreddit :)"

"How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date? [deleted]"

"How did the cynic die? He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt."

"In order to understand your enemy, you must walk a mile in his shoes. If he's still your enemy after that, at least he's a mile away and hasn't got any shoes."

"What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Old Soviet-era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start."