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Joke of the Day

"A bunch of toilets were stolen from the police department... They have nothing to go on."

"How does a T-Rex like its meat? RRRRAAAAAWWWWWWW"

"This kitten is just what my house needed. Another female that doesn't listen to me."

"Appreciate the little things.. Hug a midget today."

"Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head."

"Why don't they have showers on airplanes? Because of the towel ban."

"Why are men better cooks than women? Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months."

"Life is like a penis... Long, simple, and relaxed. It's the women that make it hard."

"The worktops in my kitchen were put in by a professional counter-fitter... Turns out they were fake."

"What does velcro yell as it charges into battle? ATTACH!"