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Joke of the Day
"What animal is endangered by tooth decay? Molar bears!"
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"I just want to look as good as Madonna does now when I've also been dead for 27yrs."
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"Make the little things count Teach math to midgets"
"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth to me"
"What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian? One talks with his hands and makes goofy noises, and the other one can't hear."
"So, a happy Muslim on an empty stomach enters a gay bar............. Bartender asks, ""What will it be!?"" The Muslim replies, ""Shots for everyone!"""
"There are two types of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"Why do blacksmiths go to jail? Forging."
"Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker? They have to take ACE inhibitors."