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Joke of the Day

"Why do blacksmiths go to jail? Forging."

"I hate what toys do to girls' body images. Real girls don't have smaller girls inside of them with smaller girls inside of them..."

"Guy behind me at a concert recording with his iPad was pissed when I held up my 40"" monitor that was hooked to my laptop, blocking his view"

"Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream? Both are in *a la mode*."

"What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus? You get an a-wart!"

"Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road? Because they wanted to be taken to the other side."

"There are 3 perks of having Alzheimer 1. You can make new friends every day. 2. You can look for the Easter eggs you hid yourself. 3. You can make new friends every day."

"Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore? They don't age well."

"Since Ghandi walked barefoot, and ate a diet giving him bad breath, he was... A super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis!"

"Did ye hear about the movie that the pirate went to see? 'Twas rated Argggghhhhh!!!!"