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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
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"Me: Wanna go out? Her: You're not Black Me: I'm Jewish. We've been persecuted more than them. Her: ... Me: That's not why you like them?"
"Well...well...well Welcome to stutter class"
"My teacher told me that two words should never have the same sound. What a homophonic bigot!"
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"If a deaf kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?"
"Give it to me, I'm so fucking wet! Give it to me! no matter how much she begged, I would't give her the umbrella"
"A pirate walks into a bar. He's got a steering wheel on his belt buckle. The bartender asks ""What's with the steering wheel?"" The pirate says ""ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."""
"Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint; the phone rings,and he jumps up shouting: ""Oh Shit, I forgot to feed the dog!"""
"Pretty soon you'll be able to get married online, instead of saying ""I do"" you will have to click ""I agree to these terms and conditions."""