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Joke of the Day
"Make the little things count Teach math to midgets"
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"Lebron James is going to be in Space Jam 2 It's going to be really weird when Lebron quits the Tune Squad and joins up with the Monstars midway through the movie"
"How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella. How long does it take them? Days."
"What's the most confusing holiday in the hood? Kwanzaa. I don't think anyone has a clue what that holiday is."
"[Speaking at funeral] We made it guys it's Friday"
"A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"Q: Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down? **A:** He did it for the *lullz*"
"What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !"
"As my wife gave birth all the doctors yelled, ""Push!"" I was convinced it was a Pull door."
"*nudges widow at funeral* are you thinking Arby's"