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Joke of the Day
"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth to me"
Next Joke
"The FDA is banning trans fats because they're bad for you... but OJ has actually killed people!"
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !"
"How to meet a girl: 1) Walk into a bar. 2) Shout ""Heroes in a half shell."" 3) When a girl yells back ""Turtle Power,"" marry her."
"I like my women how I like my rum. Dark and full of coke."
"I posed naked for a magazine today... Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money."
"""Why are you always tired, Dad?"" my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye."
"Pickup line: ""Hey girl, is your dad in jail?"" Because if I were him, I would be."
"What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates? Doctors without boarders."
"Ken Ham says aliens go to hell because they don't have the Gospel. I disagree. They go to hell because anal probing is an abomination. Vaginal probing is God's way."