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Joke of the Day
"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body. Then my mother gave birth to me"
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"What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian? One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke."
"A guy came to me with a bag in his hand. He said ""If you can guess how many donuts are in this bag... I'll give you both of them."""
"If you want to understand who loves you more, your wife or your dog, lock them both on the balcony After three hours unlock them and see who's happier to see you"
"I have the body of a 25 year old supermodel, but it takes up too much space in my freezer."
"The diamond ring on your finger says ""married"" but the reveling clothes you are wearing says ""still looking."""
"Did you hear about the French Olympic race walker who pooped his pants mid race? At least he didn't oui in them too."
"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit Edit: Thanks for gold :D"
"Did you hear about the guy who broke 17 world records while sitting on a pastry? He's on a roll!"
"Lately I've been getting in touch with my inner self. I really need to switch to a better brand of toilet paper."