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Joke of the Day
"There are two types of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"
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"I hate combing my hair... It reminds me of what I did to everyone else: Let them down."
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"This one time I swallowed a piece of string. When it came out it was all tied up. I shit you knot."
"Cowboy: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE. CASHIER: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG WITH THAT SIR? Cowboy: NAH... SHE AIN'T THAT UGLY!! http://imgur.com/2TKdb"
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"I just went to see the local police chief give a talk on heroin. I couldn't understand a word he said"
"If she's ""one-in-million"" there's 1,344 of her in China."