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Joke of the Day

"My family tells me that I talk in my sleep almost every night.. But they don't say anything like that to me at work."

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"Did I miss the Limerick fad? There once was a fellow from Kent, Whose cock was so long that it bent. To save him some trouble, He'd put it in double. And instead of coming, he went."
"/r/jokes also went private, but not the whole thing Just jokes!"
"They say a dog is man's best friend... but honestly, even my worst enemy wouldn't stare me dead in the eye while taking a shit in my living room."
"Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach? Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him."
"How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer? in bytes"
"Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'? A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!"
"Does England have a fourth of July? Of Course they do, they just don't celebrate it!"
"We don't talk about the Duggar family in our house anymore. The subject is a bit too touchy."
"How many blacks does it take to start a riot? -1"