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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for semen? (w)Hole Milk!! :D"
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"Stop with the phone sex You might get hearing aids"
"NURSE: *bursts into break room* A man just came to the ER with a broken bone thru his skin! DR DOG: *looks at other Drs* I'll take this one"
"Why does an octopus have 8 tentacles instead of 6? (OC) Because even god thinks ""Sextapus"" sounds ridiculous. (Note: For purposes of this joke, god both exists, and prefers latin.)"
"How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle."
"People are always talking about how popular Steve Jobs was.. But I don't think he'll ever be as popular as his brother, Hand."
"What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam? Look! No hands!"
"There is a new car fragrance designed to look like the Joker... The fragrance? Tears of a clown."
"""Space heater"" is a pretty ambitious name. How about ""shin warmer?"""
"They say there's a lot of fish in the sea but I can't hold my breath long enough to have sex with them."