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Joke of the Day
"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall... ...I said maybe."
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"Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same."
"What do you say when somebody calls you a pussy? "" You are what you eat! """
"My stats teachet said I was just average What a mean thing to say"
"What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart? Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol"
"What can you tell about a guy who's always masturbating? That he's the son of one Mr. and Mrs. Bating. Please don't kill me."
"The neighbors love it when I practice piano. They break my window to hear me better."
"What does a black man do after sex? (somewhat racist) 15 to Life!"
"My son was upset his personalised number plate name was already taken I'd never seen little YCM-846 so sad before"
"An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied..."