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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wish real world conversation had a 140 character limit."
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"911 what is your emergency? Me: ""My 6 year old hasn't stopped talking since he got home"" 911: ""stay calm ma.. Me: MY EARS ARE BLEEDING"
"Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don't need to be retrained."
"What do you call a German virgin? Gudentite"
"I wrote a Haiku Poetry is hard Like Mr. Jared Fogle At a kid's party"
"When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings"
"I hate this place, as soon as I find my clothes, I am leaving."
"Donald be careful. Donald watch out. Donald look both ways. Donald Duck!"
"To test my kid's readiness for a pet I had her clean up poop in the yard all week and now I can't go back to using the toilet."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cecil ! Cecil who ? Cecil have music whereever she goes.... !"