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Joke of the Day

"You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb."

"What did the redneck say to his sister? Oooh yeah, baby!"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have pricks on the outside!"

"Ultracrepidarianism is the habit of giving opinions & advice on matters outside one's knowledge or competence. Or, as I call it, tweeting."

"I go to the gym so infrequently that I still call it the James."

"A lion would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Wood."

"I named my penis Richard That's long for Dick Hey - at least it's not another Turkey joke."

"funny how people who earn philosophy degrees probably at some point ask themselves ""why did i do this"""

"The other day I went to the zoo All I saw was a dog. It was a shitzu"

"I'm good friends with 24 letters of the alphabet because i hate U and i don't really know Y"