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Joke of the Day

"funny how people who earn philosophy degrees probably at some point ask themselves ""why did i do this"""

"Why do Muslim extremists prefer to drink cappuccino? Because they hate french press."

"Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!"

"Every 5 seconds, a woman gives birth to a baby. Please, stop this woman."

"I once asked an Asian girl for her number. She said ""SEX SEX SEX, FREE SEX TONIGHT"" I said ""wow"". Then her friend said, ""no, she meant 666-3629."""

"What do you call an imp that is rushes to the hospital? Impatient OC from r/dadjokes"

"Makes a girlfriend in IIT. Breaks up with her. Adds Ex IITian in bio."

"What's the best way too kill a Hipster?? throw em in the main stream"

"Why haven't Fruity/cocoa pebbles teamed up with a milk company to make the flavor of milk that has the taste after you eat the cereal.Idiots"

"Let's give it up for grandmas who get offended and scared when they hear the word penis, but have like 12 kids."