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Joke of the Day

"I'm good friends with 24 letters of the alphabet because i hate U and i don't really know Y"

"By the time they were my age my parents had two kids and a house, whereas I have joy."

"News: Man dies of heart attack while donating to a sperm bank He came and went at the same time"

"I like my coffee like i like my women... ...from a third world country and at a reasonable price!"

"What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !"

"What did the Buffalo say to his son that was leaving for College? Bison"

"Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked ""Have you got any invisible ink?"" ""Certainly sir"" said the owner. ""What color?"""

"Two fish were in a tank... One says to the other: you shoot, I'll drive"

"Wrong hole! It's too tight! -me putting on my watch, you pervs"

"My friend died when she saw a wild ox wearing a knitted jumper. It was a Cardi Yak arrest."