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Joke of the Day
"A lion would never cheat on his wife. But a Tiger Wood."
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"What's the difference between a prostitute, a girlfriend and a wife? A prostitute says ""Faster, faster!"" A girlfriend says ""More, more!"" A wife says ""Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."""
"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dyslexia."
"What's the hardest kind of waffle to find? A Carmen Sandy Eggo"
"Grammar Nazis see things only two ways The Reich way or the wrong way"
"Why are Subway footlongs only 11 inches? Because Jared likes his meat in smaller buns."
"I tried changing my password to ""Goku"" But facebook said it was too weak."
"Wife: ""Ian is coming over."" Me: ""Ian from work or Ian who is good at disguises?"" Wife: ""Ian- *pulls off mask* -who is good at disguises!"""
"Did you hear about the man who murdered a dolphin? He was said to have done it on porpoise."
"Dear future self, No, you weren't robbed. You left your house like this. Sincerely, You, you dumb slob."