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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 10 dead hookers and a Porsche? I *don't* have a Porsche in my garage."

"Bernie Sanders Draws 28,000 in Portland Rally I never would have guessed he was such a talented and quick artist."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a dick in your mouth."

"1st day of middle school & my son REALLY didn't want to get picked on but he's dressed like a dorkwad & I couldn't help myself."

"I was shopping for shoes for my imaginary friend He was a size 10i"

"Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party? He was a fungi."

"Men do what they want and skip the rest. They're straightforward. If he doesn't call, he doesn't want to talk. If he calls, he's horny."

"If someone gave me a dollar for every woman I ever satisfied... I'd owe them 5 bucks"

"Sorry I yelled, ""HAIL SATAN"" at your baby's baptism."

"Why is Arrested Development funny? Because the farce is strong with that one."