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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton is elected president... good one"

"Saw a bumper sticker that said 'Jesus is the answer.' Two cars later I saw one that said 'Who farted?' Best game of Highway Jeopardy ever."

"(1st day in heaven) Angel: STOP ASKING EVERYBODY WHAT THEY DIED OF"

"Leo: *names his child Oscar* Doctor: ""Would you like to hol-"" Leo: ""Say it like we rehearsed it."" Doctor: *sighs* ""And the Oscar goes to..."""

"What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty? It's bells sprout."

"Why don't skeletons get sick? Because they always have an anti-body"

"I got an email telling me that it was vegan month... I felt bad putting the message in spam."

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear."

"A fascist, a billionaire and a president walk into a bar... ...and he says ""one beer please""."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? It heard the referee was blowing fowls"