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Joke of the Day
"Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party? He was a fungi."
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"why did the nun take off her clothes? she had a bad habit"
"The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet."
"Why I don't like gays staring at me Their gaze!"
"What do you call a lesbian with big hands Well hung..."
"If you want to have sex with a frog, use a condom If you want to enjoy it, rib it"
"I cleaned my fan today The difference it made just blew me away..."
"I swear I just troll-dadded this on the spot when my daughter asked... ""Dad, what's a preposition?"" ""A preposition is a word that you never, ever end a sentence with."""
"Happy Groundhog day, everyone!"
"What's the difference between premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction? One's pretty quick, the other's a quitty prick."