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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly a dick in your mouth."
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"One of the worst things about being deaf has to be the inability to tell whether people are yawning or screaming..."
"I tickled my little brothers foot this morning. And my mom went crazy about it. Something about ""Waiting until he's born""."
"When do clocks die? When their time is up."
"I named my penis ""Secret"" Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman"
"Whats the difference between a feminist and a hockey player hockey player showers after 3 periods"
"I owe so much to X-men, the movie that taught me it was ok to be a terrifying mutant"
"Top colleges are now offering a bachelors for mens hairdressing... ...but they call it ""manscape architecture"""
"Those who dont discriminate sexually are called bisexuals"
"What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, they just waved."