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Joke of the Day
"What kind of rodent DDOS attacks Al Queda's Twitter account? An anonimouse"
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"A female is like an AP free response question She asks question A, B, C, and D and implanted in all Are questions i, ii, and iii."
"Robin Williams has died Thank you for the laughter"
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, ""Well... I can clearly see your nuts""."
"Not sure if i should be proud of this or not, but our employee handbook had 37 new rules added since i started working here."
"People always give up on me when I show them these words. See if you can get the opposite of each word: Always Staying From Take Me Down"
"""I like the way you move!"" -Jealous inanimate object"
"neil diamond........ Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal, he changed his name when the pressure got to him."
"What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj? One has halibut and one has hella butt."
"Spoiler alert: 2013 sucks too."