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Joke of the Day

"Robin Williams has died Thank you for the laughter"

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"Girl, you don't even know how crazy I am about you.... I'm thinking about digging my mom up so she can meet you."
"Every 5 seconds, a woman gives birth to a baby. Please, stop this woman."
"If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either."
"Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill."
"[creation] GOD: You will each have a flaw BAT: I am blind SNAKE: I am deaf DOG: My breath is a little bad"
"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? I don't know, but I'm sure someone is gonna repost this"
"Day 3 of weight loss challenge: all my coworkers look like tacos. I do not understand how the meat remains in the shell as they walk around."
"Reddit nowadays This post is locked"
"I don't need a hot tub, I prefer for a mildly attractive tub with a great sense of humor and a good job."