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Joke of the Day

"neil diamond........ Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal, he changed his name when the pressure got to him."

"How does a black woman stop crime? She gets an abortion."

"[requst] may someone help me with a joke include 'mi' word, I know you guys are awesome. Here is one pj example http://i.imgur.com/N0CXg6o.jpg It would almost same or better."

"Recycler's remorse Crushing coca cola cans is soda pressing."

"What's an ""innuendo"" ? An Italian suppository"

"haha just plucked a shoulder hair so long it could only have been written by George R.R. Martin, who is widely known for abjuring brevity in"

"My elderly grandfather came over and complained of diarrhea. He repeatedly told everyone ""Shh"". It took us a while to realize he'd lost ""it""."

"Today I've decided to rename things in the office to start with ""i"" like Apple. There's iStapler, iPostitnotes, iWishitwasfriday..."

"Why do most people from Russia wear track suits? Because they are Russin'"

"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they didn't stand on any leg they would fall"