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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj? One has halibut and one has hella butt."

"Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!"

"The prequel to 16 & Pregnant could be called ""15 & Fully Trusted By Her Parents to Make Good Decisions, We Love You Brittani."""

"I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes officer but I wasn't going to be out that long.-"

"Just logged into Facebook instead of Twitter and I now feel like I shouted out the wrong name in bed."

"Girls: I hangout with guys, theres less drama. Me: I hangout by myself. Theres no drama & I dont have to wear pants."

"New Adage! Coined a phrase today and wanted to share: ""You either go with the flow, or get flushed down the toilet."" Pretty cunning don't 'cha think?"

"Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!"

"What did the skeptical turd say to the conspiracy theorist asshole? You're shitting me, right?"

"There's a new channel called DOG TV that offers 24 hours of programming to entertain dogs while their owners are gone. My dog doesn't want to watch TV I just got him an iPad."