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Joke of the Day

"In Germany things generally go from bad to Wurst."

"There are two rules for success... 1) Don't tell all you know"

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"There are 2 types of people in this world: Those who pee in the shower... And stinkin' LIARS!"

"I'm not a fan of stupid conspiracy theories, but I'm fully aware that Governments slow down time on weekdays & speed it up on weekends."

"How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? They'll get over it."

"What do you call a chicken vegetable? Bawk Choy"

"What does a greengrocer weigh? Vegetables."

"I want my tombstone to read: Don't feel too bad, he really liked sleeping"

"Two big, strong, grey animals are talking to each other... Animal 1: Hey, you realize we have horns on the top of our heads right? Animal 2: Rhino"