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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chicken vegetable? Bawk Choy"
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"I was worried because I heard a beep and didn't know if it was my cell, iPod, Wii, Skype, Facebook, email, Twitter or TV. Thank God it was just the fire alarm."
"The Brooklyn Nets"
"What was the bridge player's political view? No-trump!"
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll post the answer in the comments."
"What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you."
"Someone invented a yoga mat that rolls itself. If that person reads this tweet, I have a fitted sheet I'd like for you to look at."
"My moral compass must run on solar power, because it never seems to work after dark."
"A pair of identical twins... ... on opposite banks of a river. One says ""I wish I was on that side of the river."" The other replies ""You are."""
"Sorry I wore tear-away pants to your wedding. In my defense I really thought I had on underwear. Also sorry for the shoddy manscaping."