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Joke of the Day

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"I ruined my health by drinking to everyone else's."

"What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains? A zombie."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? 'ell if I know"

"Women are like concrete.. You've gotta keep 'em wet and moving 'til you're done laying it."

"I hired a prostitute to indulge my food fetish. She said that for $500 we could spend the night licking food off each other's bodies, although if I wanted guacamole it was $1.80 extra."

"What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old."

"How did the Vagina want her eggs cooked? Ovaries-y"

"IDK Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""

"[2019 USA] ""Where are you from?"" -Trumpsylvania, how about you? ""North Trumpkota"""