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Joke of the Day
"What does a greengrocer weigh? Vegetables."
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"I got really bad sunburn after falling asleep on my stomach at the beach... I wanted emergency medical attention but 911 never returned my call. I guess they put it on the back burner."
"What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?"
"My GPS stopped working this morning and I'm going to the mall to get a new one I really hope someone with a TomTom left their car unlocked"
"What do you call a golf club in the rear of your car? A backseat driver"
"Interesting that the homeless population is down and now there is a big sale of unlabeled meat at the grocery store."
"I watched this documentary the other day but I didn't like it... ...because it was absolutely incredible."
"What instrument does the Irish chemist play? The boron."
"Amazing how many people just stroll into tattoo parlors and say ""Give me the dumbest thing you can think of."""
"Which doesn't belong: Meat, a Blow Job, Your Wife, An Egg A Blowjob, you can beat your Meat, you can beat your wife, and you can beat an egg, but you can't beat a blow job"