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Joke of the Day
"How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? They'll get over it."
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"Girls are too sensitive. She said she was having twins and I said, ""At least you'll finally have 2 kids by the same father."""
"No party would be complete without that creepy guy sitting in the corner."
"I had a threesome with two girls. They said they were 28 years old... How was I supposed to know they meant combined? They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old"
"If Scientists invent a pill to make us immortal, I guarantee I'd choke to death swallowing it."
"There's nothing louder than the end of cycle signal on a dryer."
"What do you call a know-it-all Mexican? A Solution Manuel"
"if u disregard the teeth, shark attacks are actually kinda cute"
"When you're Russian... There's no time for Stalin"
"If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to the first time."