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Joke of the Day

"Two big, strong, grey animals are talking to each other... Animal 1: Hey, you realize we have horns on the top of our heads right? Animal 2: Rhino"

"What is a mattress' favorite season? Spring."

"A priest asked a convicted murderer at the electric chair: ""Do you have any last requests?"" ""Yes,"" replied the murderer ""will you please hold my hand?"""

"A registered organ donor passed away. His body was sent to Amazon Prime... Because they de-liver for free."

"Single people think marriage is just a word ... Once you are married you realize it's a sentence."

"""How'd the date go?"" Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist."

"It's a beautiful day to sit outside and stare into your phone."

"I like to stay at the nude beach all day, or at least until clothing time."

"I SAW ON THE NEWS THAT SOME GUY IN ANOTHER STATE DIED ARE YOU OKAY - my mom"

"What do you name an African tech startup? Double Click! (Okay, Khoisan only.)"