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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman Snowballs"
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"The city of North Hollywood keeps trying to get us to call them ""NoHo."" Does this mean I have to refer to Hollywood as ""Ho?"""
"I used to think my neighbors were racist but that thoughtful burning cross they put in my yard proved to be a great source of natural light."
"What does the sun and cleavage have in common? You can look at both for a second, but if want to stare you need to wear sunglasses."
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"What did the Jewish pirate say when he heard his wife died? Argh, shiva me timbers"