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Joke of the Day

"A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender says ""I feel cold."" The ghost lingers for years. The bartender grows despondent, lost."

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday!"

"Went into Dollar Store. Asked for a dollar. Cashier did not give me one. Suing company for false advertising."

"My friends most commonly describe me as ""who?"""

"If my entire family died but there was pizza at the wake, a part of me would still be like ""yay pizza"""

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."

"I really hope I don't wake up tomorrow morning. I don't want to die, sometime in the afternoon would be nice, or even the next day"

"How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes? Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf."

"Wine and cheese pair well together bc they are both the expired byproducts of other foods enjoy your trash snack rich people"

"Ever had Ethiopian food? ...neither have they."