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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow? you seamstressed"
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"My coworker asked me to guess who invented sliced bread. I said Jesus at the last supper because if I were Jesus why would my bread **not** come apart in clean slices?"
"How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy? Slap a nipple on it."
"My grandma sent the entire newspaper to me in the subject line of an email."
"Virginity is like a car I kept mine until I was rear ended in a bad neighborhood"
"So pi and the imaginary number are talking... and i says to pi, ""be rational."" Pi responds, ""u shut ur bitch-ass whore mouth or im gon shank u mofo"" and i says, ""Oh shit just got real."""
"Shoutout to my Cold War reenactment group! We're just a bunch of chill white guys, sitting at a table, acting stressed about the USSR."
"Idiots are fun, no wonder every village wants one."
"I saw a blind person skydiving today Man, what a jerk. Scaring his poor dog like that..."
"If a child is scared of pedophiles, He should grow up"