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Joke of the Day

"Reckless driving, pot allegations and cop visits, Justin Bieber is a bad wig away from being the next Amanda Bynes."

"I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep"

"An art museum robber is caught when he tries to get away.... A reporter asks him what went wrong with the robbery. He answers "" I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

"My co-worker walks by holding asprin in his hand... He says, they say the weakest link in the chain goes first, I guess that's my head."

"Never go to a combination dentist / proctologist..... but if you do, get the dental work first."

"Whats black,white,black,white,black,white,red? A nun falling down the stairs on her period."

"A short philosophy joke... Rene Descartes is walking around a party when somebody asks him if he'd like something to drink. Descartes answers, ""I think not"" and promptly vanishes."

"What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse? About 204 days."

"Without ME, it's just AWESO."

"[using Ouija Board] ""Will i ever find true love--"" ""NEW GHOST WHO DIS"""