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Joke of the Day
"Why Ireland so rich? Because its capital is always Dublin."
Next Joke
"Have you seen www.busfull.com? No I'm afraid that one passed me by."
"Ronald McDonald runs for president. His slogan? Make America's Weight A Gain."
"My girlfriend and I are celebrating our anniversary tonight by breaking up six years ago."
"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket..... and thinks, ""some asshole has my pen"""
"In light of all the LGBT groups participating in St Patrick's Day..... I'm going to open a new Irish themed gay bar. It will be called *Sodom and Begorrah*"
"My wife told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt So I punched her in the face and fucked her twice. Har har har"
"I have been playing DotA2 all day... My whole dagon"
"I was at this party the other day and saw.... that there was no punchline."
"I just ended a 5 years long relationship I'm fine, it wasn't my relationship."