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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen www.busfull.com? No I'm afraid that one passed me by."
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"My ex just asked if I want to go on holiday with him and my ex mother-in-law and now I don't need Twitter because I will never stop laughing"
"[guy who named the bedroom gets home] Honey? Our son got in trouble at the learnroom. His teacher called while I was driving in my wheelsbox"
"Where would we be in the world without humour? Germany."
"""Jesus loves you."" A nice thing to hear in church. And a horrific thing to hear in a Mexican prison."
"Why shouldn't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything."
"A retired sergeant was asked: ""Well how do you like civilian life?"" ""Terrible"" he said gruffly ""all those people around and nobody in charge!"""
"What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts."
"Privacy is very important to me. That is why I only share sensitive information with my closest 480 friends on Facebook."
"What's the difference between your mother and a Mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck... I forget the rest but your mother's a whore"