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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen www.busfull.com? No I'm afraid that one passed me by."
Next Joke
"What do you call a Middle Eastern sorceress? A sandwitch."
"So JLO has a new movie in theaters? Hasn't she had 'Enough'?"
"Who takes the best selfies in LA? I need someone good to do mine."
"Botox doesn't make you look young, it makes you look like you think you're old."
"I pull more tail.. ..than a slow kid at a petting zoo."
"A WWII Joke! What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial? ""I was just following odors."""
"What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels..."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist ...and says ""Doctor, help me! Im a wigwam and a teepee!"" The doctor says ""Son. Sit down and relax. You're two tents."""
"Paying for things with hugs Because it's legal tender."