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Joke of the Day

"My wife told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt So I punched her in the face and fucked her twice. Har har har"

"I wonder if John McCain plays with plastic Army men and pretends he's President at home."

"Why were the Indians the first ones here? Because they had reservations."

"What not to ask a gynecologist when seeking dating advice. What do you look for in a woman?"

"What do you call a Penis inside a Potato? A dictator"

"Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? I cant jelly my dick in your mouth"

"Style of break up: Boy bought gift for His Girl friend- GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: U wanted stars na? Now sit on it and GET LOST"

"How do you know if you're a bogan? You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids."

"My girlfriend was masturbating with a carrot in the back seat of my car I shouted, ""Fuck! Seriously? I was going to eat that later, and now it's just going to taste like carrots!"""

"What do Reddit and Duke University have in common? They're both full of blue devs."